January 2011
115 posts
Am I the only girl
onefortheradi0-:
kissmybattery-:
mikey-way-is-my-hero:
spankmyfrank:
emergencymoustache:
myfairydust:
Who doesn’t know how to apply make up, even though I’m a teenager? @_@
I don’t!
Neither do I.
Me neither.
Same here.
Make up less teenager right here!
When you're in class and the teacher says "find a...
ohsheena:
hyliancitizen:
you look at your best friend like
and your best friend looks at you like
OHMYGOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.
Watchvolitions:
xfrecklesandtea:
iwilldothefandango:
underflashinglights:
whosgotrice:
EMMA STONE cracks me up!! Best Mac Commercial…what gun is best for shooting someone execution style… they have an app for that!
… Best iPhone commercial*
TOTES.
I LOVE YOUUUUU
i died hahahaha
When I start singing a song and people join in.
actoronstage:
Did I invite you?
A virgin girl is always teased by her classmates....
hungergames-:
“I can be like you anytime I want. But no matter how hard you try, you’ll never be like me anymore.”
burn
Please read this.
helsinkihatesyou:
How I see my room:
How my mom sees my room:
And she’s like:
“CLEAN YOUR ROOM!”
and I’m like:
“It’s clean”
PARTY! PARTY!: I wrote a personal sketch about... →
fuckyeahviceganda:
“May nagtext” and “Beauty is in the bangs of the beholder”.
Surely, no one can deny that he doesn’t know whose lines are this! Well, if there is one, pardon me but I think you should open your television now.
Jose Mari Borja-Viceral more popularly known as Vice Ganda is indeed one of the most…
I want to know how people found my tumblr.
chelseatmb:
I am interested
Creative Post-it Notes
actoronstage:
Floppy Disk Post-it notes
iPhone Post-it Notes
Memo Block Post-it Notes
USB Stick Post-it Note Dispenser
Balding Post-it Notes
Talk To The hand Post-it Notes
Twitter Post-it Notes
Comic Book Speech Bubble Post-it Notes
Before I Die
selagonzales:
I want to fall in love in
drive my car in London bridge in London
shop in New York
ride a fast train and tech my self in Tokyo
eat in Italy
see the multi asian and western spots in Hong Kong
get drunk and entertained in Vegas
I miss being a little kid. You fall asleep in the...
superchin:
thudkisses:
Still happens to me now.
imjustweird:
I had to do a “routine booklet” for my spanish class, pictures included, and since I didn’t want to be in the pictures myself, Pikachu was my stand-in.
Pikachu wakes up.
Pikachu brushes her teeth.
Pikachu takes a shower.
Pikachu gets dressed.
Pikachu brushes her hair.
Pikachu eats breakfast.
Pikachu drives to school.
How to not get in trouble for not doing homework
fucknmonstaa:
Student: Should I get in trouble for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: No…Why?
Student: Good, Because I didnt do my homework
Reblog this if God is more important to you than...
moneysexlove:
losenohope-gainnoworries:
for the people who honestly had to sit and think..
Lol.
